The tastiest fragrance of 2012.
I puked my pants… Literally. Puke in my underpants.
—Pramp (via danilately)
- Matt LeBlanc (Friends: Final Thoughts)
WARNING: Stay away from anyone who is capable of making any list of rules, requirements or negative things that is this long. They are lame and will suck the life out of you. Although, a few of them may be spot on. ;) « Man using emoticon. I like them. Fuck off.
I’ve got dibs on #28.
My favorite …
9 . Avoid any man who is over 6′5″. Too much human.
Sorry DR :/
i can’t not reblog this. far too many favorites to pick just one. new bible.
… truly amazing.
This silly bastard just inspired me to be better.
Russell: Sometimes people say “This part will require a haircut”, I say “Don’t want it then”.
Dave: And you find that limiting?
Russell: It does, it means I can only play the homeless and possibly Jesus.
Dave: Have you had many Jesus’ auditions?
Russell: I treat my entire life as a Jesus’ audition, Dave.
(via sciain)HA! I love him.
as do i, russell, as do i.